Come read a book with friends.
Come read a book with friends.
The heating vent breathes warm air, so I have parked myself directly on top of it, forever. Judging you silently. Vacuum is the enemy.
Come read a book with friends.
The heating vent breathes warm air, so I have parked myself directly on top of it, forever. Judging you silently. Vacuum is the enemy.
Come read a book with friends.
The heating vent breathes warm air, so I have parked myself directly on top of it, forever. Judging you silently. Vacuum is the enemy.
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I Sniff the food, walk away, return, sniff again, decline, wait by the bowl anyway. I sit in the exact centre of the doorway so that everyone must acknowledge me to pass. The ribbon from the parcel is now a fugitive, and I am the law, and there will be no mercy. Warm spot acquired. The moth is my sworn nemesis, my greatest sport, and, tragically, always slightly faster than me.
"Sniff the food, walk away, return, sniff again, decline, wait by the bowl anyway. I sit in the exact center of the doorway so that everyone must acknowledge me to pass. The ribbon from the parcel is now a fugitive, and I am the law, and there will be no mercy. Warm spot acquired. The moth is my sworn nemesis, my greatest sport, and, tragically, always slightly faster than me."
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I fell off the sofa mid-stretch, and I would like it noted that this was an intentional artistic choice.
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My tail moves independently and I take no responsibility for its opinions. Chatter at the birds. The laser dot returned tonight, darting across the wall and floor with malicious speed, and I pursued it with everything I had, over the sofa, under the table, up the curtains, and just as I cornered it, it simply ceased to exist.
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I sat on your keyboard not to be difficult, but because it was warm and you were nearly finished.
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I sat on your keyboard not to be difficult, but because it was warm and you were nearly finished.
I'm a heading
Stand on your chest at dawn. Attack the feet. The catnip mouse and I had a disagreement, and I am pleased to report that the mouse did not survive.
I'm a heading
Stand on your chest at dawn. Attack the feet. The catnip mouse and I had a disagreement, and I am pleased to report that the mouse did not survive.
I'm a heading
Stand on your chest at dawn. Attack the feet. The catnip mouse and I had a disagreement, and I am pleased to report that the mouse did not survive.
Read a book with friends.
Stand on your chest at dawn. Attack the feet. The catnip mouse and I had a disagreement, and I am pleased to report that the mouse did not survive.
Read a book with friends.
Stand on your chest at dawn. Attack the feet. The catnip mouse and I had a disagreement, and I am pleased to report that the mouse did not survive.
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Where exactly do you meet?
The vet appointment was, without exaggeration, the single greatest betrayal of my entire life, and although I have technically forgiven you, the carrier will remain on my list of enemies alongside the vacuum and the cucumber. Meow means everything. Meow at the closed door.
Can I bring a friend
The bathtub is dry, which is unacceptable, so I will sit in it and yell about it. Meow attack feet under blanket hiss at nothing sprint down hallway.
Is there a fee?
Catnip changes everything. The dog is afraid of me, as is right and proper, and I remind him of this hourly out of duty. I sits, therefore I am. I love you, which is why I will now bite the hand that is stroking me, without any warning at all. Catnip changes everything.
Do I have to finish the book?
Sit on the warm laptop, overheat the warm laptop, refuse to move off the warm laptop. I have decided that 4am is breakfast, and my decision is final and non-negotiable. The red dot must die. You cleaned the litter tray, which I appreciate, so I have used it immediately and dramatically. Meow at the closed door.
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AUG
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Event Title
ABC Library, 6pm
The paper bag rustled once, and I have not known peace since. The shoebox is small and I am not, and yet, somehow, we make it work. I have hidden in a place so clever that you have not found me and I cannot now get out. I regret nothing, ever. The laser dot returned tonight, darting across the wall and floor with malicious speed, and I pursued it with everything I had, over the sofa, under the table, up the curtains, and just as I cornered it, it simply ceased to exist.
SEPT
23
Event Title
ABC Library, 6pm
3am is my hour. You were petting me perfectly, and then you stopped, and I have flopped dramatically to express my grief. Meow at the closed door. Meow at the closed door. Chatter at the birds.
OCT
23
Event Title
ABC Library, 6pm
Chatter at window bird plot revenge groom aggressively fall asleep mid-groom. The red dot must die. The paper bag rustled once, and I have not known peace since. There is a spider on the ceiling, and I have been tracking it for two hours with the intensity of a trained assassin, chattering my jaw and preparing to strike, and I will do absolutely nothing about it whatsoever. Scratch the sofa, ignore the scratching post, look you dead in the eye.
"The best thing I ever did!" -Lisa, Member
The box is mine now. I love you, which is why I will now bite the hand that is stroking me, without any warning at all. Wake human at 4am for breakfast, refuse breakfast, demand different breakfast. Feed me, human.
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Sit on the keyboard. The radiator is warm, so the radiator is where I live now, goodbye. I purr on your keyboard so aggressively that I have somehow emailed your boss the letter 'k'. Bring you a gift, it is dead. Knock pen off desk, knock keys off desk, knock entire glass off desk, leave.
"I'm so happy I joined. The best day of the month."
Barbara O'Keeth, Book lover
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