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‘Oh, I beg<\/em> your pardon!’ she exclaimed in a tone of great dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as she could, for the accident of the goldfish kept running in her head, and she had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected at once and put back into the jury-box, or they would die. <\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘The trial cannot proceed,’ said the King in a very grave voice, ‘until all the jurymen are back in their proper places—all<\/em>,’ he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said do. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alice looked at the jury-box, and saw that, in her haste, she had put the Lizard in head downwards, and the poor little thing was waving its tail about in a melancholy way, being quite unable to move. She soon got it out again, and put it right; ‘not that it signifies much,’ she said to herself; ‘I should think it would be quite<\/em> as much use in the trial one way up as the other.’ <\/p>\n\n\n\n

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out ‘Silence!’ and read out from his book, ‘Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court<\/em>.’ Everybody looked at Alice. <\/p>Alice in Wonderland<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

As soon as the jury had a little recovered from the shock of being upset, and their slates and pencils had been found and handed back to them, they set to work very diligently to write out a history of the accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open, gazing up into the roof of the court. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘If any one of them can explain it,’ said Alice, (she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn’t a bit afraid of interrupting him,) ‘I’ll give him sixpence. I<\/em> don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.’ <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The jury all wrote down on their slates, ‘She<\/em> doesn’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it,’ but none of them attempted to explain the paper. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

‘If there’s no meaning in it,’ said the King, ‘that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any. And yet I don’t know,’ he went on, spreading out the verses on his knee, and looking at them with one eye; ‘I seem to see some meaning in them, after all. “—said I could not swim<\/em>—” you can’t swim, can you?’ he added, turning to the Knave. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Knave shook his head sadly. ‘Do I look like it?’ he said. (Which he certainly did not<\/em>, being made entirely of cardboard.) <\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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